247 lines
8.7 KiB
Python
247 lines
8.7 KiB
Python
import datetime
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import math
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import platform
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import random
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from typing import Optional
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import discord
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from discord.ext import commands
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from discord.ext.commands import Cog
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from robocop_ng.helpers.checks import check_if_staff_or_ot
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class Meme(Cog):
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"""
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Meme commands.
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"""
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def __init__(self, bot):
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self.bot = bot
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def c_to_f(self, c):
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"""this is where we take memes too far"""
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return math.floor(9.0 / 5.0 * c + 32)
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def c_to_k(self, c):
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"""this is where we take memes REALLY far"""
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return math.floor(c + 273.15)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True, name="warm")
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async def warm_member(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Warms a user :3"""
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if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
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celsius = random.randint(15, 20)
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fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
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kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
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await ctx.send(
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f"{ctx.author.mention} tries to warm themself."
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f" User is now {celsius}°C "
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f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).\n"
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"You might have more success warming someone else :3"
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)
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else:
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if user is None:
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user = (
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await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
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).author
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celsius = random.randint(15, 100)
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fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
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kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
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await ctx.send(
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f"{user.mention} warmed."
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f" User is now {celsius}°C "
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f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K)."
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)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def lick(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""licks a user :?"""
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if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
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await ctx.send(f"{ctx.author.mention} licks their lips! 👅")
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else:
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if user is None:
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user = (
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await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
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).author
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await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} has been licked! 👅")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True, name="chill", aliases=["cold"])
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async def chill_member(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Chills a user >:3"""
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if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
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celsius = random.randint(-75, 10)
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fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
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kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
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await ctx.send(
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f"{ctx.author.mention} chills themself."
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f" User is now {celsius}°C "
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f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).\n"
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"🧊 Don't be so hard on yourself. 😔"
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)
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else:
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if user is None:
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user = (
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await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
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).author
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celsius = random.randint(-50, 15)
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fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
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kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
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await ctx.send(
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f"{user.mention} chilled."
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f" User is now {celsius}°C "
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f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K)."
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)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["thank", "reswitchedgold"])
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async def gild(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Gives a star to a user"""
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if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
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await ctx.send(f"No stars for you, {ctx.author.mention}!")
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else:
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if user is None:
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user = (
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await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
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).author
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await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} gets a :star:, yay!")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(
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hidden=True, aliases=["reswitchedsilver", "silv3r", "reswitchedsilv3r"]
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)
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async def silver(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Gives a user ReSwitched Silver™"""
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if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
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await ctx.send(f"{ctx.author.mention}, you can't reward yourself.")
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else:
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if user is None:
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user = (
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await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
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).author
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embed = discord.Embed(
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title="ReSwitched Silver™!",
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description=f"Here's your ReSwitched Silver™," f"{user.mention}!",
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)
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embed.set_image(
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url="https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/548623626916724747.png?v=1"
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)
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await ctx.send(embed=embed)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def btwiuse(self, ctx):
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"""btw i use arch"""
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uname = platform.uname()
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await ctx.send(
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f"BTW I use {platform.python_implementation()} "
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f"{platform.python_version()} on {uname.system} "
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f"{uname.release}"
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)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def yahaha(self, ctx):
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"""secret command"""
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await ctx.send(f"🍂 you found me 🍂")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def blackalabi(self, ctx):
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"""secret command"""
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await ctx.send("https://elixi.re/i/discord.png")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def peng(self, ctx):
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"""heck tomger"""
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await ctx.send(f"🐧")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["outstanding"])
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async def outstandingmove(self, ctx):
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"""Posts the outstanding move meme"""
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await ctx.send(
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"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments"
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"/371047036348268545/528413677007929344"
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"/image0-5.jpg"
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)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def bones(self, ctx):
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await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/443501365843591169.png?v=1")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def headpat(self, ctx):
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await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/465650811909701642.png?v=1")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(
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hidden=True, aliases=["when", "etawhen", "emunand", "emummc", "thermosphere"]
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)
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async def eta(self, ctx):
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await ctx.send("June 15.")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
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@commands.command(hidden=True, name="bam")
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async def bam_member(self, ctx, target: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Bams a user owo"""
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if target is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
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await ctx.reply("https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884")
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else:
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if ctx.message.reference is not None:
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target = (
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await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
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).author
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if target == ctx.author:
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if target.id == 181627658520625152:
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return await ctx.send(
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"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286612533757083648/403080855402315796/rehedge.PNG"
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)
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return await ctx.send("hedgeberg#7337 is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡")
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elif target == self.bot.user:
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return await ctx.send(
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f"I'm sorry {ctx.author.mention}, I'm afraid I can't do that."
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)
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safe_name = await commands.clean_content(escape_markdown=True).convert(
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ctx, str(target)
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)
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await ctx.send(f"{safe_name} is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡")
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def memebercount(self, ctx):
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"""Checks memeber count, as requested by dvdfreitag"""
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await ctx.send("There's like, uhhhhh a bunch")
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@commands.command(hidden=True)
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async def frolics(self, ctx):
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"""test"""
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await ctx.send("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmarNEsjpDI")
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@commands.command(
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hidden=True,
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aliases=[
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"yotld",
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"yold",
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"yoltd",
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"yearoflinuxondesktop",
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"yearoflinuxonthedesktop",
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],
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)
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async def yearoflinux(self, ctx):
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"""Shows the year of Linux on the desktop"""
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await ctx.send(
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f"{datetime.datetime.now().year} is the year of Linux on the Desktop"
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)
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async def setup(bot):
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await bot.add_cog(Meme(bot))
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