import random import discord from discord.ext import commands from discord.ext.commands import Cog import math import platform from helpers.checks import check_if_staff_or_ot import datetime class Meme(Cog): """ Meme commands. """ def __init__(self, bot): self.bot = bot def c_to_f(self, c): """this is where we take memes too far""" return math.floor(9.0 / 5.0 * c + 32) def c_to_k(self, c): """this is where we take memes REALLY far""" return math.floor(c + 273.15) @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True, name="warm") async def warm_member(self, ctx, user: discord.Member): """Warms a user :3""" celsius = random.randint(15, 100) fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius) kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius) await ctx.send( f"{user.mention} warmed." f" User is now {celsius}°C " f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K)." ) @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True, name="chill", aliases=["cold"]) async def chill_member(self, ctx, user: discord.Member): """Chills a user >:3""" celsius = random.randint(-50, 15) fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius) kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius) await ctx.send( f"{user.mention} chilled." f" User is now {celsius}°C " f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K)." ) @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["thank", "reswitchedgold"]) async def gild(self, ctx, user: discord.Member): """Gives a star to a user""" await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} gets a :star:, yay!") @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command( hidden=True, aliases=["reswitchedsilver", "silv3r", "reswitchedsilv3r"] ) async def silver(self, ctx, user: discord.Member): """Gives a user ReSwitched Silver™""" embed = discord.Embed( title="ReSwitched Silver™!", description=f"Here's your ReSwitched Silver™," f"{user.mention}!", ) embed.set_image( url="https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/548623626916724747.png?v=1" ) await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True) async def btwiuse(self, ctx): """btw i use arch""" uname = platform.uname() await ctx.send( f"BTW I use {platform.python_implementation()} " f"{platform.python_version()} on {uname.system} " f"{uname.release}" ) @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True) async def yahaha(self, ctx): """secret command""" await ctx.send(f"🍂 you found me 🍂") @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True) async def blackalabi(self, ctx): """secret command""" await ctx.send("https://elixi.re/i/discord.png") @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True) async def peng(self, ctx): """heck tomger""" await ctx.send(f"🐧") @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["outstanding"]) async def outstandingmove(self, ctx): """Posts the outstanding move meme""" await ctx.send( "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments" "/371047036348268545/528413677007929344" "/image0-5.jpg" ) @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True) async def bones(self, ctx): await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/443501365843591169.png?v=1") @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True) async def headpat(self, ctx): await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/465650811909701642.png?v=1") @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command( hidden=True, aliases=["when", "etawhen", "emunand", "emummc", "thermosphere"] ) async def eta(self, ctx): await ctx.send("June 15.") @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot) @commands.command(hidden=True, name="bam") async def bam_member(self, ctx, target: discord.Member): """Bams a user owo""" if target == ctx.author: if target.id == 181627658520625152: return await ctx.send( "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286612533757083648/403080855402315796/rehedge.PNG" ) return await ctx.send("hedgeberg#7337 is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡") elif target == self.bot.user: return await ctx.send( f"I'm sorry {ctx.author.mention}, I'm afraid I can't do that." ) safe_name = await commands.clean_content(escape_markdown=True).convert( ctx, str(target) ) await ctx.send(f"{safe_name} is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡") @commands.command(hidden=True) async def memebercount(self, ctx): """Checks memeber count, as requested by dvdfreitag""" await ctx.send("There's like, uhhhhh a bunch") @commands.command(hidden=True) async def frolics(self, ctx): """test""" await ctx.send("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmarNEsjpDI") @commands.command( hidden=True, aliases=[ "yotld", "yold", "yoltd", "yearoflinuxondesktop", "yearoflinuxonthedesktop", ], ) async def yearoflinux(self, ctx): """Shows the year of Linux on the desktop""" await ctx.send( f"{datetime.datetime.now().year} is the year of Linux on the Desktop" ) def setup(bot): bot.add_cog(Meme(bot))