ryuko-ng/cogs/meme.py

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import random
import discord
from discord.ext import commands
from discord.ext.commands import Cog
import math
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import platform
from helpers.checks import check_if_staff_or_ot
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import datetime
class Meme(Cog):
"""
Meme commands.
"""
def __init__(self, bot):
self.bot = bot
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def c_to_f(self, c):
"""this is where we take memes too far"""
return math.floor(9.0 / 5.0 * c + 32)
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def c_to_k(self, c):
"""this is where we take memes REALLY far"""
return math.floor(c + 273.15)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, name="warm")
async def warm_member(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
"""Warms a user :3"""
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celsius = random.randint(15, 100)
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fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} warmed."
f" User is now {celsius}°C "
f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, name="chill", aliases=["cold"])
async def chill_member(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
"""Chills a user >:3"""
celsius = random.randint(-50, 15)
fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} chilled."
f" User is now {celsius}°C "
f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["thank", "reswitchedgold"])
async def gild(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
"""Gives a star to a user"""
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await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} gets a :star:, yay!")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["reswitchedsilver", "silv3r",
"reswitchedsilv3r"])
async def silver(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
"""Gives a user ReSwitched Silver™"""
embed = discord.Embed(title="ReSwitched Silver™!",
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description=f"Here's your ReSwitched Silver™,"
f"{user.mention}!")
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embed.set_image(url="https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/"
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"548623626916724747.png?v=1")
await ctx.send(embed=embed)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def btwiuse(self, ctx):
"""btw i use arch"""
uname = platform.uname()
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await ctx.send(f"BTW I use {platform.python_implementation()} "
f"{platform.python_version()} on {uname.system} "
f"{uname.release}")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def yahaha(self, ctx):
"""secret command"""
await ctx.send(f"🍂 you found me 🍂")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def blackalabi(self, ctx):
"""secret command"""
await ctx.send("https://elixi.re/i/discord.png")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def peng(self, ctx):
"""heck tomger"""
await ctx.send(f"🐧")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["outstanding"])
async def outstandingmove(self, ctx):
"""Posts the outstanding move meme"""
await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments"
"/371047036348268545/528413677007929344"
"/image0-5.jpg")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def bones(self, ctx):
await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/"
"443501365843591169.png?v=1")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def headpat(self, ctx):
await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/"
"465650811909701642.png?v=1")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["when", "etawhen",
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"emunand", "emummc", "thermosphere"])
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async def eta(self, ctx):
await ctx.send("June 15.")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, name="bam")
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async def bam_member(self, ctx, target: discord.Member):
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"""Bams a user owo"""
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if target == ctx.author:
if target.id == 181627658520625152:
return await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286612533757083648/403080855402315796/rehedge.PNG")
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return await ctx.send("hedgeberg#7337 is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡")
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elif target == self.bot.user:
return await ctx.send(f"I'm sorry {ctx.author.mention}, "
"I'm afraid I can't do that.")
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safe_name = await commands.clean_content().convert(ctx, str(target))
await ctx.send(f"{safe_name} is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡")
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def memebercount(self, ctx):
"""Checks memeber count, as requested by dvdfreitag"""
await ctx.send("There's like, uhhhhh a bunch")
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def frolics(self, ctx):
"""test"""
await ctx.send("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmarNEsjpDI")
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@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["yotld"])
async def yearoflinux(self, ctx):
"""Shows the year of Linux on the desktop"""
await ctx.send(f"{datetime.datetime.now().year} is the year of "
"Linux on the Desktop")
def setup(bot):
bot.add_cog(Meme(bot))