ryuko-ng/robocop_ng/cogs/meme.py

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import datetime
import math
import platform
import random
from typing import Optional
import discord
from discord.ext import commands
from discord.ext.commands import Cog
from robocop_ng.helpers.checks import check_if_staff_or_ot
class Meme(Cog):
"""
Meme commands.
"""
def __init__(self, bot):
self.bot = bot
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def c_to_f(self, c):
"""this is where we take memes too far"""
return math.floor(9.0 / 5.0 * c + 32)
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def c_to_k(self, c):
"""this is where we take memes REALLY far"""
return math.floor(c + 273.15)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, name="warm")
async def warm_member(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
"""Warms a user :3"""
if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
celsius = random.randint(15, 20)
fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
await ctx.send(
f"{ctx.author.mention} tries to warm themself."
f" User is now {celsius}°C "
f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).\n"
"You might have more success warming someone else :3"
)
else:
if user is None:
user = (
await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
).author
celsius = random.randint(15, 100)
fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
await ctx.send(
f"{user.mention} warmed."
f" User is now {celsius}°C "
f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K)."
)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, name="chill", aliases=["cold"])
async def chill_member(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Chills a user >:3"""
if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
celsius = random.randint(-75, 10)
fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
await ctx.send(
f"{ctx.author.mention} chills themself."
f" User is now {celsius}°C "
f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).\n"
"🧊 Don't be so hard on yourself. 😔"
)
else:
if user is None:
user = (
await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
).author
celsius = random.randint(-50, 15)
fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
await ctx.send(
f"{user.mention} chilled."
f" User is now {celsius}°C "
f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K)."
)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["thank", "reswitchedgold"])
async def gild(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
"""Gives a star to a user"""
if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
await ctx.send(f"No stars for you, {ctx.author.mention}!")
else:
if user is None:
user = (
await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
).author
await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} gets a :star:, yay!")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(
hidden=True, aliases=["reswitchedsilver", "silv3r", "reswitchedsilv3r"]
)
async def silver(self, ctx, user: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Gives a user ReSwitched Silver™"""
if user is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
await ctx.send(f"{ctx.author.mention}, you can't reward yourself.")
else:
if user is None:
user = (
await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
).author
embed = discord.Embed(
title="ReSwitched Silver™!",
description=f"Here's your ReSwitched Silver™," f"{user.mention}!",
)
embed.set_image(
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url="https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/548623626916724747.png?v=1"
)
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await ctx.send(embed=embed)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def btwiuse(self, ctx):
"""btw i use arch"""
uname = platform.uname()
await ctx.send(
f"BTW I use {platform.python_implementation()} "
f"{platform.python_version()} on {uname.system} "
f"{uname.release}"
)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def yahaha(self, ctx):
"""secret command"""
await ctx.send(f"🍂 you found me 🍂")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def blackalabi(self, ctx):
"""secret command"""
await ctx.send("https://elixi.re/i/discord.png")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def peng(self, ctx):
"""heck tomger"""
await ctx.send(f"🐧")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["outstanding"])
async def outstandingmove(self, ctx):
"""Posts the outstanding move meme"""
await ctx.send(
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments"
"/371047036348268545/528413677007929344"
"/image0-5.jpg"
)
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def bones(self, ctx):
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await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/443501365843591169.png?v=1")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def headpat(self, ctx):
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await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/465650811909701642.png?v=1")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(
hidden=True, aliases=["when", "etawhen", "emunand", "emummc", "thermosphere"]
)
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async def eta(self, ctx):
await ctx.send("June 15.")
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@commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
@commands.command(hidden=True, name="bam")
async def bam_member(self, ctx, target: Optional[discord.Member]):
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"""Bams a user owo"""
if target is None and ctx.message.reference is None:
await ctx.reply("https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884")
else:
if target is None:
target = (
await ctx.channel.fetch_message(ctx.message.reference.message_id)
).author
if target == ctx.author:
if target.id == 181627658520625152:
return await ctx.send(
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286612533757083648/403080855402315796/rehedge.PNG"
)
return await ctx.send("hedgeberg#7337 is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡")
elif target == self.bot.user:
return await ctx.send(
f"I'm sorry {ctx.author.mention}, I'm afraid I can't do that."
)
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safe_name = await commands.clean_content(escape_markdown=True).convert(
ctx, str(target)
)
await ctx.send(f"{safe_name} is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡")
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def memebercount(self, ctx):
"""Checks memeber count, as requested by dvdfreitag"""
await ctx.send("There's like, uhhhhh a bunch")
@commands.command(hidden=True)
async def frolics(self, ctx):
"""test"""
await ctx.send("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmarNEsjpDI")
@commands.command(
hidden=True,
aliases=[
"yotld",
"yold",
"yoltd",
"yearoflinuxondesktop",
"yearoflinuxonthedesktop",
],
)
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async def yearoflinux(self, ctx):
"""Shows the year of Linux on the desktop"""
await ctx.send(
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f"{datetime.datetime.now().year} is the year of Linux on the Desktop"
)
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async def setup(bot):
await bot.add_cog(Meme(bot))